It was a violent crash into being an adult,” Mayer, now 34, says. Because I think back then I would of said, ‘Give me two weeks or let me get out and do Ellen and let me explain myself.’ It was like, ‘No, idiot. Be 33 and 34 instead of 28 for the fourth year.'” Mayer said he has quietly spent the past two years in Montana.The singer had gone on a trip with friends to the state, and ended up calling a real estate agent while there. I just sort of lost my head for a little while.” Mayer is now returning to the spotlight with his album, “Born and Raised,” out May 22.I'm going to start dating separately from my d--k."What else is there?
"It will show you the colors of my character, the person that I fall in love with next," she explains. "I would not wish on my worst enemy what I went through," she says.
Despite Simpson's growing comfort in her body, she says she'll never show it for the camera. "I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know.
Today, in a very special edition of John Mayer on John Mayer, he steps up his interview game, taking it to new heights (or depths? The last couple of times we heard from him it was all ass hats and sexting or masturbation, but for a way long interview with "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. He continues:"There are people in the world who have the power to change our values.
It was like napalm, sexual napalm." But of course that's not all he'll say.
If you charged me $10,000 to f--k you, I would start selling all my s--t just to keep f--king you."Keeping it extra classy, he also talks about Jennifer Aniston in the middle of his Jessica Simpson crazy crack sex story. But I can't change the fact that I need to be 32."FYI, being 32 means "I don't want to pet dogs in the kitchen." And also tweeting, which Jen just didn't get."One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.' You have to show that you don't take yourself seriously."And, of course, John continues his fight against being labeled a douche bag when he's really just a solid guy who wants people to like him. Like he said this in the interview: "My d--k is sort of like a white supremacist.
When asked if he still loves actress, who has been busy sipping margaritas to save Mexico's economy, he answers, "Yes, always. There was a rumor that I had been dumped because I was tweeting too much. This is his goal for 2010:"I've been trying to prove to people I'm not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of than ever."Ugh. I've got a Benetton heart and a f--kin' David Duke c--k.
I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. Ha ha ha." Now nearing the age of 30, Simpson finds herself less sure of her future than she once was.
"I just kind of thought I had it figured out: I'm going to be this great pop star, have my songs on the radio, be married, and have babies," she said.
I'm still a little confused as to how and why she was paired up with John Mayer.